New Car SMELL

As I was watching “THE VOICE” I noticed that the car commercials touted their “SERIOUS” m.p.g. ratings increases.Me thinks there’s a bit-o-larceny in the figures.
(http://usnews.rankingsandreviews.com/cars-trucks/daily-news/080521-
Why-You-Shouldn-t-Buy-a-Geo-Metro-to-Save-on-Gas/ ), and (http://www.edmunds.com/geo/metro/1991/consumer-reviews.html), though a single year apart the “hidden feature” is that there’s mention of the “GUBMINT” changing their formula of CALCULATIONS of M.P.G..
But, the largest drawback for me is the center console’s distractive design. To CRAM so much “ability” into something that you have to 1.) LOOK at AND IDENTIFY which electronic death-wish to select. Then, 2.) To have to remove 50% of the metallic missile’s directional stability IS absurd.But, that’s why insurance is mandated.I could write a “scathing” diatribe of SEETH, but it won’t do you any good to dismiss this because it would be another “crank” with a “DOT-SOME”.
SO, I’ve placed it within the LAME’ of ‘PROSE’.

even though I seldom
DRIVE
very often to date
I
want a mood
of transportation
without
the GOVERN-MENTAL leash
of rolling electronic
conference center

for all legislated
M.P.G.
a distant pond
has better swimmers
that can’t train
HERE
flashing two-score
aliens stride a decade
further

as my “NAG” surrounds
me
the addage croons
ETTA…

‘The SUCCULENCE
of MATURITY
far outweighs
the TARTNESS
of YOUTH’
(Like, a ROLLS-ROYCE PICK-UP TRUCK !)

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