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July 13, 2009 / alghaumon

Fire the Team , BUT Keep Atrocious Coaching

Looking up some of the information for you to glance at I found that the “new” General Motors is only to become ‘NEW’ from the corporation headquarters’ front doors down. The “brain trust” that had allowed/ encouraged the flatulent m.p.g. rapings/ ratings of the American automobile owner/ user are to remain at their previous, and CURRANT helms. Touting that the new models will get [\”better\” miles per gallow] than the passed/ past. I drive a tattered 1990 Chevy Cavalier that gets 32 m.p.g. that was discontinued for an improved model getting 8 m.p.g. less. To quote [WIRED magazine] G.M.’s “promise” of a 40 m.p.g. car BY 2009 shows just how OUT OF TOUCH THEY’VE BEEN AND ARE. (Check TODAY’S date.) This country won’t let the [Mini Cooper-D] onto the showroom floors here because it gets a DE-tuned 53.5 m.p.g. ! The Toyota Yaris diesel gets an A-V-E-R-A-G-E S-E-V-E-N-T-Y, AND F-O-U-R-T-Y- N-I-N-E one-hundredths MILES-PER-GALLON NOW.

And, LET US NOT FORGET G.M.’s recent chest thumping over the “soon-to-be-on-the-showroom-floor” Cadillac VOLT, the “never knew its Father”, surrogate child of the [EV-1]. ( G.M. even cremated the progenitor so as not to let such a “wonderful” set of genes get into the “population”.)

Looks like Auschwitz for cars...

Looks like Auschwitz for cars...

No matter what these “spin-meisters” attempt to s(h)ell us, the “Capo-di-Capi” are going to CON-tinue to break out the shortest skirt they can, while TUCKING AWAY their …

…ENTASIS En-TA-sis: (nt-ss). n: a slight convexity in the shaft of a column; compensates for the illusion of concavity that viewers experience when the sides (you’ve GOTTEN the visual !)…

…All the while giving us a snoot-full of what every modern hunter uses to attract their KILL. It always works for them because they KEEP America “IN-SEASON” with NASCAR and its “CUZZINS” , F-1 and Dirt track.

And, as they’ve Miraculously “ended” their BANCRUPTCY in just 45 days, I thought that [this tidbit] might give all “the big picture” that “OUR” “news” agencies have so deftly un-digitized, because it would take up too many TERABYTES… and they’ve shipped it to China for improvement, (a MUCH larger “test ground”.)

So, as you prepare to turn in that old “gas guzzler” for that “GUBMINT” DOLE of $4,500 IN RE-[WARD] [LOOT], remember… THOSE that don’t LEARN from mistakes PAST tend to repeat THOSE same mistakes… I KNOW.

Oh, yeh, the new Chevrolet VOLT WILL “travel” 40 miles A DAY… BEFORE using a drop of GAS. (!!!!!!!!!!?????????!!!!!!!!!!! a DAY!?!)

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